Elementary School Carnival

Fun things happened at the school carnival today. Including being one of the taller people there.

These are the things that I learned:

1. Fountain pour your sand candy, or spit will make the sand stick to the tube. :-(

2. If you run in the dark in flip flops, you may run into things.

3. Two tickets will not buy you any food.
3b. It will buy you water.

4. Fireworks should be foregoed to pay for new grass not full of stickers!

5. A belt CAN be worn as a necktie.

6. McDonalds tastes fantastic at 10pm.

7. Cake Walks are Rigged

8. Children throwing those small Gun Powder Pop-Its are dangerous...

9. But not as dangerous as a certain High School Freshman.
(stupid freshman...)

Thus ends my witty lists of what I learned at the Elementary Carnival.